Generation Gap

I recently had a conversation with a very intelligient 28 year old woman.

I told her that I felt as if I had become "Ann Landers" 

for certain individuals we both know. 

She got a puzzled look on her face.

I said, "Dear Abby?"

She said, "I don't know who that is.

The name seems familiar, but I'm not sure."

I can't remember if it was before or after 

I explained to her who Ann and Abby were 

that I started banging my head against a hard surface,

weeping and wailing about how old I am.  

Or, maybe I was weeping and wailing about how young she is?!

Have enough years passed that young adults don't know 

two of America's most popular advice columnists?

Good grief!